C-Bizzle's Shizzle

Quote of the Day:

“SARAH!!! GOD!…now I have wine in my vagina”

Bus Quote:

“Hey ladies, how YOU doin’? I’m single, ready to mingle. I’m looking for a nice lady to take out for brunches, lunches,dinners…brunches. I’m like a kid in a candy shop right now. But don’t worry…I’ll get there”

Words from Paul:

- Dad, you’re like a Craigslist slut

“That’s right”

Official Customer Quote of the Day:

“Oh my god. I’m freaking out right now”

Words from Paul:

In regards to a Texas catheter:

“Ha ha. That’s what you need to get when you’re at a hockey game or when you’re driving long distances and you want to drink…A LOT!”

donated by Tracy.

Hi girl on the bus. Just because Carrie Bradshaw wore a giant flower on her head doesn’t mean you can.

Hey Ladies! If you’re going to wear clogs please don’t wear white sweat socks with them. EVEN if you are taking the Skytrain to Surrey. Thanks.