October 2011
3 posts
Quote of the day:
“Someone shit themselves and I was going to kill them”
Oct 10th
Words from Paul:
“Water is free so it doesn’t matter how much you use. It’s made of rain…from the sky. We can always get more” -this was a conversation about conserving water while doing laundry.
Oct 10th
Quote of the Day:
Hamish: “what is it that you do on your computer?” Paul: “Advanced friggin’ shit!”
Oct 10th
March 2011
1 post
Quote of the day:
“Oh my god! When did you lose your toe????!!!….oh, there it is” -Sarah
Mar 12th
February 2011
1 post
Quote of the Day:
“If you get a turkey I’m gonna lose it. If I see a turkey I’m gonna puke”
Feb 26th
July 2010
1 post
1 tag
Quote of the Day:
“SARAH!!! GOD!…now I have wine in my vagina”
Jul 31st
May 2010
3 posts
1 tag
Bus Quote:
“Hey ladies, how YOU doin’? I’m single, ready to mingle. I’m looking for a nice lady to take out for brunches, lunches,dinners…brunches. I’m like a kid in a candy shop right now. But don’t worry…I’ll get there”
May 7th
1 tag
Words from Paul:
- Dad, you’re like a Craigslist slut “That’s right”
May 5th
1 tag
Official Customer Quote of the Day:
“Oh my god. I’m freaking out right now”
May 1st
April 2010
9 posts
Words from Paul:
while watching a Gerber charity commercial: “Aw, fuck off”
Apr 25th
1 tag
Words from Paul:
In regards to a Texas catheter: “Ha ha. That’s what you need to get when you’re at a hockey game or when you’re driving long distances and you want to drink…A LOT!” donated by Tracy.
Apr 25th
1 tag
Hi girl on the bus. Just because Carrie Bradshaw...
Apr 20th
1 tag
Hey Ladies! If you're going to wear clogs please...
Apr 18th
Words from Paul:
“Okay, who’s in the bathtub?” - thats not a bathtub dad, thats a friggin’ dj booth “Oh”
Apr 15th
Words from Paul:
“We’ll, drinking in a car used to be a $50 fine” - what is it now? “I don’t know. They just get really pissed off”
Apr 15th
Words from Paul:
“Okay, were’s the drinks? Lets get drunk!”
Apr 15th
Words from Paul:
“What?! A Scottish Jew? No, there are no Jews in Scotland…they’re called Presbyterians”
Apr 15th
Words from Paul:
“Oh, so I guess I should say grace. Hmmmmm… Rub-a-dub-dub, Thanks for the grub….YAY PAUL! ha ha ha ha!”
Apr 5th
March 2010
4 posts
Mar 23rd
Words from Paul:
“I would put Alex Burrows on my back. He’s my hero. Plus, he’s got a french accent”
Mar 20th
Official Customer Quote Of The Day:
“Oh wow. This is so great! I’m so excited, one of my nipples is erect. Oh wait, it just popped right off. It’s okay, I’ll go and re-attach it later. Thanks guys!”
Mar 9th
Hey guy sitting across from me on the bus eating...
Mar 3rd
February 2010
1 post
Feb 9th
January 2010
3 posts
Jan 12th
Dear Man sitting beside me on the skytrain cleaning your ears: You’re grossing me out. Christen.
Jan 12th
Jan 4th