“Someone shit themselves and I was going to kill them”
“Water is free so it doesn’t matter how much you use. It’s made of rain…from the sky. We can always get more”
-this was a conversation about conserving water while doing laundry.
Hamish: “what is it that you do on your computer?”
Paul: “Advanced friggin’ shit!”
“Oh my god! When did you lose your toe????!!!….oh, there it is”
-Sarah
“If you get a turkey I’m gonna lose it. If I see a turkey I’m gonna puke”
“SARAH!!! GOD!…now I have wine in my vagina”
“Hey ladies, how YOU doin’? I’m single, ready to mingle. I’m looking for a nice lady to take out for brunches, lunches,dinners…brunches. I’m like a kid in a candy shop right now. But don’t worry…I’ll get there”
“Oh my god. I’m freaking out right now”
